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chaz00
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:49 pm    Post subject: Crappy show Reply with quote

about 3 years ago i was getting ready to leave my house for a gig at a local bar. i was just going to meet the band there. we loaded up the trailer the night before at the drummers house and my amp and main guitar and stuff were in the trailer, so i grabbed my back up and my gig bag from home. i went out to the car and set my gig bag on the ground to open the back door. i put my back up on the floor and my bag on the back seat. then headed off. well on the way down there i smelled something funny, i kinda blew it off, open the window alittle and lit up a butt. i got to the bar and the band was there unloading already. i grabbed my stuff and went in. my amp was already by the stage so i just threw my bag on top of it. and helped the guys unload. and start setting up. well when i get ready to set my stuff up i could smell something funny again. it turns out when i set my bag down to put it in the car i set it down in dog crap. it was now on my bag, the back seat of the car and on top of my amp. thank god i have a cover for my amp. i cleaned up the best i could and went on with the show. it was pretty nasty. oh and did i mention i had my wifes car that not. she was not to happy. also i do not have a dog. there is a small dog that gets loose from time to time. that band is not together anymore. but when i run into them from time to time they never let me forget about the dog crap show
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Dog Crap Show... wow! That is a bad one! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skynyrd's song, "That Smell" wasn't in the band's set list that night.........was it? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't you smell that smell? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of the time I stepped in a HUGE pile of doo doo one night wearing a brand new pair of Reeboks. Mad
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's freakin' funny Chaz. It puts me in mind of a time I got really cocked, I stepped in dog crap (waffle soles, I picked up most of it) on my way to the garage attic, which had almost a vertical set of 2X4 steps. Up I went, on the way back down I got it all over the back of my shirt and the rear of my pants. I walked in the house and told my wife "I'm off to the Pub!". She said, "NO YOU'RE NOT" I didn't, and I thank my lucky stars. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow thats disgusting. I'd be really upset if the brown stuff was on MY guitar. actually if it was on the squier i think id let it dry on lol.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gotta love it when that happens
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