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Captain Bb
Official Bottle Blower
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 2658
Location: UK
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 Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:58 am Post subject: Never Lie to a Woman |
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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do"
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.."
Never Lie To A Woman...!!!
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teleman77
Official FenderTalk Bartender
Joined: 02 Feb 2002
Posts: 13377
Location: In Nebraska, behind the bar, Listening to all your CRAP!
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Ooooooo, good one. 
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djStratUk
Rabid Pit Bull
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 417
Location: England
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gpower
Doyle Dykes Fan
Joined: 25 May 2005
Posts: 2699
Location: Halifax, NS Canada
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Hook, line, and sinker.
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MrSpyderman
Only used 4 times the past month
Joined: 09 Mar 2007
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Location: Tucson, AZ
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Wasn't there something similar in real life. Where some husband was supposed to be at the WTC on 9/11, but he was actually at his girlfriend's house.
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Norwood
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Joined: 24 Aug 2006
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I can't get away with any kind of fib because I always without exception get the giggles big time.Don't know why really,but it's on my list of things suggesting the midwife dropped me on my head...
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SAguitar
Banned
Joined: 30 Oct 2002
Posts: 33262
Location: 'Caster County, Oregon, USA, Earth, Sol
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Man, he bit down hard on that one... 
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teleman77
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I've come to the conclusion that, the force IS wrong with that one. 
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Norwood
Alley Cat
Joined: 24 Aug 2006
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| teleman77 wrote: | | I've come to the conclusion that, the force IS wrong with that one. |
Well,what can you expect from someone with a Keith Moon avatar? Sanity? Surely not.
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teleman77
Official FenderTalk Bartender
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Point taken.
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SAguitar
Banned
Joined: 30 Oct 2002
Posts: 33262
Location: 'Caster County, Oregon, USA, Earth, Sol
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True, true.
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