Never Lie to a Woman

Captain Bb · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:58 am Post subject: Never Lie to a Woman

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.."

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!
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teleman77 · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:05 am Post subject:

Ooooooo, good one. Shocked

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djStratUk · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:44 am Post subject:

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Big Pit Bull.....woohoo.....!!

gpower · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:28 pm Post subject:

Hook, line, and sinker.
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MrSpyderman · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:36 pm Post subject:

Wasn't there something similar in real life. Where some husband was supposed to be at the WTC on 9/11, but he was actually at his girlfriend's house.
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Norwood · Alley Cat Joined: 24 Aug 2006 Posts: 189

I can't get away with any kind of fib because I always without exception get the giggles big time.Don't know why really,but it's on my list of things suggesting the midwife dropped me on my head...
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The force is wrong with this one...

SAguitar · Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:10 pm Post subject:

Man, he bit down hard on that one... Rolling Eyes

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teleman77 · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:16 am Post subject:

I've come to the conclusion that, the force IS wrong with that one. Cool

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Norwood · Alley Cat Joined: 24 Aug 2006 Posts: 189

teleman77 · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:41 am Post subject:

Point taken. Laughing

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SAguitar · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:41 am Post subject:

True, true. Cool

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